"'Truth is strange," you know, "stranger than fiction' - besides being more to the point" - Edgar Allan Poe

September 26, 2008

full of win. can't wait for it. 

September 22, 2008

[Banksy]

September 11, 2008

it's a wonderful world

I know, not posting much. But life, it is such, what to do.

First, the most awesome video you'll see for a long time (thx, karbage)



Yeah, I know :D
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5 mins after disocovering this video, random dude/dudette pinged me on skype. This is what happened, no lies.

[12:35:49 AM] goga555 says: are you here?
[12:35:59 AM] Sunil Pai says: who is this?
[12:36:19 AM] goga555 says: iam goga
[12:36:28 AM] goga555 says: from georgia
[12:36:40 AM] goga555 says: :*
[12:37:01 AM] Sunil Pai says: Hi goga from georgia. I don't really know you, so I'm not going to talk to you, ok?
[12:37:31 AM] goga555 says: oh
[12:37:35 AM] goga555 says: i vant
[12:37:42 AM] Sunil Pai says: bye.
[12:37:42 AM] goga555 says: your penis
[12:37:52 AM] Sunil Pai says: um, what?
[12:37:56 AM] Sunil Pai says: you want my penis?
[12:37:59 AM] goga555 says: show me your penis?
[12:38:02 AM] Sunil Pai says: why on earth?
[12:38:13 AM] Sunil Pai says: don't you have wars and stuff going on?
[12:38:24 AM] Sunil Pai says: surely they're more important right now...
[12:39:00 AM] goga555 says: i want you?
[12:39:20 AM] Sunil Pai says: why would you say that, goga?
[12:39:49 AM] goga555 says: becouse indian one is nice
[12:40:04 AM] goga555 says: send me please
[12:40:24 AM] goga555 says: picture of your penis?
[12:40:26 AM] Sunil Pai says: er, how the heck can I send you my penis?
[12:40:30 AM] Sunil Pai says: oh a picture
[12:40:31 AM] Sunil Pai says: hmm
[12:40:42 AM] Sunil Pai says: I've never really taken pictures of it
[12:40:57 AM] goga555 says: why?
[12:41:09 AM] Sunil Pai says: I mean, if I want to remind myself of it , all I have to do is loosen my pants and look
[12:41:55 AM] goga555 says: is it long and large or short and thin?
[12:42:37 AM] Sunil Pai says: average-ish, I guess...
[12:42:58 AM] goga555 says: :*
[12:43:13 AM] goga555 says: what size is it?
[12:43:24 AM] Sunil Pai says: um, regular.
[12:43:44 AM] goga555 says: what?
[12:43:53 AM] goga555 says: how many cm?
[12:44:36 AM] goga555 says: i see your penis do not work
[12:44:40 AM] Sunil Pai says: wow, my underpants don't come with a ruler I"m afraid. let's just say it helps me aim when I pee.
[12:48:05 AM] Sunil Pai says: lol that shut you up good, didn't it.
[12:48:23 AM] Sunil Pai says: ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO ME!
[12:48:56 AM] goga555 says: do you speak english?
[12:48:57 AM] Sunil Pai says: RESISTANCE IS FUTILE!
[12:49:00 AM] Sunil Pai says: er, yes I do.
[12:49:29 AM] Sunil Pai says: pretty good actually
[12:49:40 AM] Sunil Pai says: I should tell you about how I want to write
[12:49:52 AM] Sunil Pai says: about a quick brown fox
[12:49:56 AM] Sunil Pai says: all very interesting
[12:49:56 AM] goga555 says: your penis do not wark?
[12:50:24 AM] Sunil Pai says: er, it WARKS just fine. points north, in fact.
[12:50:50 AM] goga555 says: then show me?
[12:51:11 AM] Sunil Pai says: arre, I just told you, no photos.
[12:51:23 AM] Sunil Pai says: wait, lemme take a quick schematic picture...
[12:51:26 AM] Sunil Pai says: gimme a min
[12:52:17 AM] goga555 says: i do not know such english
[12:52:44 AM] Sunil Pai says: gimme one minute, goga. patience is awesome, I'm told.
[12:53:04 AM] goga555 says: ok
[12:53:21 AM] goga555 says: send i am waiting
[12:58:13 AM] Sunil Pai sent file "hooha.jpg" to members of this chat




[12:59:30 AM] Sunil Pai says: yes, you understand?
[12:59:41 AM] Sunil Pai says: I can't wear shorts in public.
[12:59:46 AM] goga555 says: i see you are not a man
[12:59:59 AM] Sunil Pai says: sigh
[1:00:18 AM] goga555 says: take a real picture and send if you are a man
[1:01:10 AM] goga555 says: you have not penis
[1:01:16 AM] goga555 says: :P
[1:01:27 AM] Sunil Pai says: else you'll send tanks to my country and try to bomb me? OH WAIT, THAT'S YOU!

[at this point, I think the net connection is blown to bits or something]

[hehe]