"'Truth is strange," you know, "stranger than fiction' - besides being more to the point" - Edgar Allan Poe

January 28, 2007

CV/Resume Haiku

Sunil Ganesh Pai

Internet Technologies,

He's so good at them.








:)

January 27, 2007

Disclosure of content :)

Got this in the email today. Is it just me, or does spam make me feel really important sometimes?



Dear Friend,



It is out of desperation I am sending you this email.I would like to remain anonymous for now till I amable to trust your confidentiality in this matter.



My husband and I need your help to front for us as owners of funds that are his which might come underinvestigation if the funds ownership is not changed soonest as my husband's finances are increasingly becoming the source of investigation by our detractors.



The source of this fund, which my husband’s earnings would not validate, will further sink him nto the cesspool dug by our enemies. It is because of the dire situation we find ourselves that we resolve to reach you and ask for your assistance in this matter.



It is only customary in Africa when one occupies a high position like my husband did, to enjoy the privilege of being presented with gratifications sometimes through the award of contracts especially by companies that came into operation during his tenure. But due to the recent plot by our detractors towards my husband, hence we immediately wish to move some funds away that his income cannot account for and which came in form of gratification while he was in office.



We are averse to letting those we know here in my country into this transaction because we are no longer sure who our friends are. You will be handsomely rewarded if you choose to help us in partnership in this deal. If you are willing to assist us, please do reply me through this e-mail address: mrs_lindiwezuma@yahoo.com.sg





I will be expecting to hear from you as soon as possible, and will disclose further details to you upon your response. Do well not to disclose the content of this mail to anyone please.



Best Regards



Mrs. Lindiwe Zuma.

January 26, 2007

Scientists can't get sloth to move

http://www.twincities.com/mld/twincities/16535061.htm


giggle
giggle
giggle

January 25, 2007

Sometime in the future, there're going to be a bunch of kids sitting around talking what douches OUR generation was, what with "Brangelina", "Abhiwarya", and other such shit.

And then one of them is going to say "Did you know there even was a BILLARY? BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"

Stupid future stoner kids.

January 24, 2007

www.bash.org?top is a good starting point

I've just finished reading 50 pages of bash.org's quotes.

YESSSSSSSS!





Oh wait, that means I'm a much bigger dork than I thought I was.



:(

January 23, 2007

Got me a domain

http://www.between3and4.com.



Expect to see things happening here.



January 17, 2007

Abhiwarya is the new buzzword.

And timesofinida.com has the most hilarious comments thread on the topic - Has Abhishek outdone Amitabh?

I offer you two samples, one against, and one for.

MachoIndia: DONKEY ABISHEK Abhishek got into films cos of his father. HE LOOKS LIKE CAMEL . TALL AND TINNY UGLY SHOULDER. JUST COZ OF HIS FATHER HE IS IN FILMS N PEOPLE R WATCHING. INDIAN PEOPLE R STUPID N FOOLISH THEY R THE ONE WHO ENCOURAGE THIS KIND OF ACTOR. ABISHEK DONT HAVE GOOD LOOKS BODY N ACTING. THE PERSON LIKE OLD DYING DUCK BIHARI DHONI N SAURAV CAN BECOME MODELS THEN WHY NT ABISHEK????? HE HAD BEEN ACTING SINCE SOMANY YEARS N HAD BEEN FLOPPED . LOOK AT DOOM 2 HE LOOKS LIEK DRIVER OR SERVANT OF HRITECK HE IS ZERO WITHOUT AMITABH BETTER HE SHOULD APPLY THE DRIVER JOB WITH SALMAN OR HRITECK


[A picture of Abhishek the driver/servant kicking a puny human's ass in Doom 2... NOT!]











And then, of course, there's someone who decides to save the day.

Indian: Please bloggers let us not abuse Abhishek.Also let us not compare him with Amitabh.Abhishek is only human.He can only do his best and try to improve as much he can.Not every person can be a great actor.But surely he is improving and has improved a lot.
He is a SIMPLE,INTROVERTED,GOOD GUY.
We INDIANS ARE VERY NARROWMINDED,IMMATURE AND RUDE IN REMARKS.EVERY ACTOR CANNOT BE A SUPERSTAR LIKE DILIP KUMAR OR AMITABH.IF YOU DO NOT LIKE SOMEONE'S ACTING DO NOT WATCH HIS OR HERS MOVIE.BUT INSULTING ON SOMEONE'S LOOKS,PHYSIQUE,PERSONALITY IS DISGUSTING.
MACHOINDIA IS NOTHING BUT AN DUMBASS IDIOT WHO IS NOT EVEN FIT TO BE A SERVANT OF ABHISHEK BACCHAN.



[applause]

stoneD

Was in the hospital for the better part for the weekend because of a kidney stone that hurt like hell. Got a lot of reading done. Fell in love, but the nurse assured me it was the painkillers that were making me feel that way and would I please stop staring at her chest.

Oh well.

January 10, 2007

MartialArts 101

Not all strength comes from muscles... A lot of it can come from pinching!

A picture from Dubai


Courtesy Castelino's buddy, Saba.

January 09, 2007

ConcertAlert

[kamal writes...]

Sunil Chandy was grooving. He was at a Lounge Piranha rehearsal watching Rohan intently, picking up all the bass parts he would have to play in place of Rohan in the coming weeks. At the moment Rohan was on fire,stretching his bass playing abilities to their limits. Everyone was impressed. "Now where'd you learn to slap and pop like that young man? Just curious...", asked Sunil. "From you Sunil. From watching you day and night for three years", Rohan replied bowing respectfully. "Is that right? And what have I gotten for everything you've learnt from me?", to which Rohan didn't have much of an answer. "Do you not think I deserve guru dakshina?", Sunil persisted. "Of course you do", Rohan replied."Well how 'bout that very talented right thumb of yours. Do you not think that would be fitting?". Without a moment's hesitation Rohan chopped off his thumb, went down on one knee and presented it to him .And pocketing it with a satisfied smile, Sunil turned around to face a very shocked rest-of-Lounge-Piranha and said, "Come on band let's rehearse"

What?

Seagrams Fuel Bandwagon - Lounge Piranha feat. Sunil Chandy on bass

Where?

Maya, Wednesday, 10th Jan 2007 [Bombay Store, MG Rd]

Hint, Friday, 12th Jan 2007 [Bangalore Central

How?

Print the invitations attached to this email for free entry

Why?

I doesn't know

Horn ok please?

... and www.loungepiranha.com for one cup sykosis...

... and www.myspace.com/loungepiranhamusic for one plate music

January 03, 2007

...the system (part 2)

"Ho" in marathi means YES.
It also means, well, 'ho.
This makes Santa Claus a chauvinist. In triplicate.
And somewhere, I'm sure, there's a guy who's already put the last post and this one together and thinks "fuck-the-ho" is marathi schoolspeak for "yes only, sir!"