"'Truth is strange," you know, "stranger than fiction' - besides being more to the point" - Edgar Allan Poe

September 05, 2006

hi5 - natural coolio alert (verbatim)

haws ya...hi...me,myself or moi not really comfortable bragin...but wat i knw of self is,i belive in living for the day,would give up anythng to spend time with people who can laugh at themselves more thn at others...hmmmmm self proclaimed foodie and music buff...cherish good ol friens and enjoy good company...gosh!!!its getting serious,guess its time out...jus uploaded ma profile at hi5 and tryin to xpand ma network of coolios...natural coolios...oh yeah also figurd out ur taste of music pretty much like mine....smthng in common yeah!!!no opinions..hehe.. ;) orite thn laterzzzz..

[name censored, obviously. If YOU wrote this and my putting it up here offended you, buy a dictionary and get back to me.]



Game over, folks. It's the end of the world as we know it.

30 Comments:

beatzo said...

Love und peace, dude. Love und peace.

*sigh*

Ali said...

i suspect a Canadian NRP. Have seen several such items on orkut too.

Pi said...

Beatzo, I be wolfwood, you be vash, hokay blondie?

Ali... it's some guy from Bangalore. His profile is even funnier than this. Consider this -

Favorite Music Video: laz burhman(sunscreen)

Yeah, that's right. Laz Burhman. Fupid Stucker.

Mukka said...

Rich, dude. Rich. It's a fairly tough worls we were born into.
Gihahahaha.

sunayna said...

and i get this... not only in hi5, but also in myspace and orkut (fyi, now i'm only at orkut, but this guy has a knack of finding me everywhere and sending me the same weird message):

Okay, so I came over here to ask you to dance, but I'm kind of concerned. I mean, we could hit it off really well, end up having a few drinks, next thing you know you're giving me your number because I'm too shy to ask for it, I finally get up the nerve to call and we take in a movie, have some dinner, I relax, you relax, we go out a few more times, get to know each other's friends, spend a lot of time together, then finally have get past this sexual tension and really develop this intense sex life that is truly incredible, decide our relationship is solid and stable, so we move in together for a while, then a few months later get married, I get a promotion, you get a promotion, we buy a bigger house. You really want kids, but I really want freedom, but we have a kid anyway, only to find that I am resentful, the sparks start to fade and to rekindle them we have two more lovely kids, but now I work too much to keep up with the bills, have no time for you, you're stressed and stop taking really good care of yourself, so to get past our slow sex life and my declining self-confidence I turn to an outside affair for sexual gratification. You find out because I'm careless and a lousy liar, you throw me out (justifiably so) and we have to explain to the kids why mommy and daddy are splitting up. That's just too sad. Think about the children. For God's sake, if you dance with me and we hit it off, let's just keep it as friendly dance, because we both know where it's going

wtf????

Pi said...

See, sitting in my cubicle on a monday morning, this thing is actually kinda funny. Despite my obvious desperation, I sympathize, S. However, did you know it's really easy to find people on the net?

PS - you're on orkut? Lol. Geek!

sunayna said...

ah yes... orkut! i know, i know... go ahead, giggle all you may.. it keeps my five percent of the day occupied...

damn, i need a job... NOW!

*sniff*

Pi said...

[must resist urge to point fingers and laugh loudly]




[still trying]

sunayna said...

ass

Pi said...

monkey.

sunayna said...

duck-billed platypus

Pi said...

Barbra Streisand.

sunayna said...

rick ashley

Pi said...

[the ultimate trump card]

Chick!

sunayna said...

pig

Pi said...

Fine, you win. Happy?

sunayna said...

*happy dance doing*

Pi said...

*revving up chainsaw*

(Not letting you get the last word. MY blog!)

sunayna said...

*batting eyelids*

pretty please???

Pi said...

No!

You owe me enough, as it is. Once more, and it's ninja wrath!

sunayna said...

fine.

Pi said...

fine.

[I love swelled up comment counters]

sunayna said...

[sneaks in when nobody's looking]

ass

[hehehehehe]

Pi said...

fruitcake.

sunayna said...

dammit!

Pi said...

.

sunayna said...

!

Pi said...

Cut it out. You can't win this.

Or anything else, for that matter.

sunayna said...

:O

sunayna said...

[happyhappyhappy]