"'Truth is strange," you know, "stranger than fiction' - besides being more to the point" - Edgar Allan Poe

August 28, 2006

Advice, a short story and disco balls.

Denial is easy. All you you need is to put on a pair of cargo shorts, grab a beer, a beanbag, and a Miles Davis remastered disc. Vary beer according to buzz.
Warning: Do NOT mix brew with consequence, or even mild presience; it might not agree with mental constitution and leave you saturated with guilt and an urge to peepee every 10 minutes.


Nanu nanu, little earthlings. I come in peace. Step aside, my leafy friends, as I save you from those fuckwad humans. They're tasty, mmm.


Disco balls.