"'Truth is strange," you know, "stranger than fiction' - besides being more to the point" - Edgar Allan Poe

June 20, 2006

Missed connection

To the hot-sounding NRI chippy named Pooja who called the polar bear this evening asking for "Sunnneeeell", tell me, are you really hot? Say single too? I suppose you have a craving for skinny konkani boys as well? If so kindly call the bear again, ask for my number and get back to me.

You want my number right here? What are you, a freak?


SummerSwelter said...

I'll ro-sham-bo you for the number.
If you get it, that is.

Polar Bear said...

Fucking hope !!! up your skinny konkani ...