"'Truth is strange," you know, "stranger than fiction' - besides being more to the point" - Edgar Allan Poe

June 07, 2006

In a parallel universe somewhere...

[Groaner alert]

Adolf walked into the neighbourhood supermarket. A terrible quarrel with his current girlfriend had left him itching for a fight, which was a damn shame since everybody at the market were just chilling (What do you expect, they were yuppie shoppers)

Standing at the beverages section, his eyes drifted to the Tropicana section. Sweet Orange.

"Man, I really hate the JUICE!!!" he yelled, and everybody at the Polaski store were stunned into silence.

The year was 1938.

2 Comments:

Gutterflower said...

You're so fucking cute =)

Saturday Night Takeout said...

No, godammit :|