"'Truth is strange," you know, "stranger than fiction' - besides being more to the point" - Edgar Allan Poe

February 07, 2006

TuesdayMorningSpam - FlyFlyBad

Have you ever read spam that reaches your mailbox? I did, just a while ago. It's strange. Here are 3 select pieces, verbatim (I removed the subject titles because, uh, they're not fit for public consumption.
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Put a couple of powerchords, a bleeding solo, and I think we got us a HeavyMetal winner here, eh?

1 Comment:

Finch said...

garble.
and i thought i wrote incoherently.

be glad you don't receive other kinds of spam.
my poor mother receives things like "enhance your ejaculation."

*shudder*