"'Truth is strange," you know, "stranger than fiction' - besides being more to the point" - Edgar Allan Poe

February 21, 2006

FlyFlyBad2 - ZenAndTheArtOfUnneededAnalysis

Found more spam last night. First, verbatim-
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evening pretty find.
wife suddenly sandwich letters? few allow sandwich beautiful. happened prison not principle latter.
anything filled added yours use. yours appearance black here thus drew? news filled shining taught companion?
anybody night evening development thus. off a make filled. a studied promised am make.
mentioned light shining or. is slow prison. across letters letters edge news.

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Now here's my question. Doesn't this piece actually look like it makes a *little* sense?
Consider my interpretation -

evening pretty find.
I found the evening arrive like the beautiful scent of a woman in heat.

wife suddenly sandwich letters? few allow sandwich beautiful.
The analogy angered my better half, and she promised to have words with me at supper. I should have known better than to anger a woman so, they who hath no fury then.

happened prison not principle latter.
Thus I must bear the punishment of moral shame, bear it across my chest like the chains that plague the guilty.

anything filled added yours use. yours appearance black here thus drew? news filled shining taught companion? Aaaah...
Yin clashes with Yang. Coffee likes milk. We shall thus learn our lessons in tiny, nonsensical sayings and nod our heads like we understand. Aaaah...

anybody night evening development thus. off a make filled. a studied promised am make.
mentioned light shining or.
Ek chaturnar. Bade hoshiyar. (Really, I gave up on that one.)

is slow prison. across letters letters edge news.
Thanks for waching the Joey Show. You're now free to poke yourself in the eye.

[credits]
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In other updates, finally got the scanner to work in the house. Expect some new stuff to be... disturbing.