"'Truth is strange," you know, "stranger than fiction' - besides being more to the point" - Edgar Allan Poe

August 04, 2005

Curious

You made lunch yourself? Not bad. This tastes delicious, what is it? Kinda like chicken, but a hint of, I don't know, turkey? Tell me quick, what is it? I'm curious.

"There's more than one way", she said," to skin a cat, but only one way to save it from curiosity."

And that would be?

"Why, to skin it, kill it, cook it, boil it, eat it, whatever. Because the cat can't stop being a cat, can it?"

And what's your point, madame?

"Um, no point actually. I just wanted to put the image of a skinned, boiled, half eaten cat in your head. Now, quick, finish lunch, and we'll head for the movie."

Eww.

4 Comments:

citrus said...

She's a wiley one. :)

Saturday Night Takeout said...

Yeah, and the bitch can't season meat to save her life. Tasted strangely stringy.

Mukka said...

Would this be the cousin who looks zonked in the snap? :D

Saturday Night Takeout said...

No, this woman's a friend from a past life. This is more of a postdated blog. From a couple of years ago.