"'Truth is strange," you know, "stranger than fiction' - besides being more to the point" - Edgar Allan Poe

February 16, 2005

Pi's Survival manual- 1

1. Choose ANY heavy metal number, preferably between circa 1981 to 1996, and with a fast tempo. ( Pantera, Megadeth, Tina Turner(?), or whatever your choice may be )
2. Replace all lyrics with the 'dmd' line- 'die mutherfucher die'. Repeat 'die' and 'm***er' as required. LOUD and FAST. I recommend 4'die's+2'mf's per second.
3. Sing this sequence loudly about 30 seconds after you wake up in the morning, for a period of about 1 minute.

Ready to take on the world?

3 Comments:

The Agony Aunt said...

Why the antagonism?

Saturday Night Takeout said...

Aunt-agony-sm. Har har.

The Agony Aunt said...

:p