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December 26, 2008
December 06, 2008
I've been trying to figure out the right analogy to describe the way I feel about these 2 OSes. Here's what I got.
Windows is the 20 Rs hooker standing at the corner of the fish market on a sunday evening who gives a terrible blowjob and then asks you for a kiss.
Mac OS X is the super expensive 'escort' who'll do everything you want, beyond your wildest dreams, as soon as you figure out how to ask nicely. And buy her pretty things.
Ok, done talking for a few more months. Seeya.
October 29, 2008
MTV is countering YouTube by putting ALL their videos online at the new site mtvmusic.com, all viewable for free, great quality, no in-video ads. Currently at 16,000 videos, apparently. Incredible.
As consumers, we win.
Go check out the site. I'm currently watching the Pearl Jam VH1 storytellers concert. Happy :)
October 13, 2008
September 26, 2008
September 22, 2008
September 11, 2008
I know, not posting much. But life, it is such, what to do.
First, the most awesome video you'll see for a long time (thx, karbage)
Yeah, I know :D
5 mins after disocovering this video, random dude/dudette pinged me on skype. This is what happened, no lies.
[12:35:49 AM] goga555 says: are you here?
[12:35:59 AM] Sunil Pai says: who is this?
[12:36:19 AM] goga555 says: iam goga
[12:36:28 AM] goga555 says: from georgia
[12:36:40 AM] goga555 says: :*
[12:37:01 AM] Sunil Pai says: Hi goga from georgia. I don't really know you, so I'm not going to talk to you, ok?
[12:37:31 AM] goga555 says: oh
[12:37:35 AM] goga555 says: i vant
[12:37:42 AM] Sunil Pai says: bye.
[12:37:42 AM] goga555 says: your penis
[12:37:52 AM] Sunil Pai says: um, what?
[12:37:56 AM] Sunil Pai says: you want my penis?
[12:37:59 AM] goga555 says: show me your penis?
[12:38:02 AM] Sunil Pai says: why on earth?
[12:38:13 AM] Sunil Pai says: don't you have wars and stuff going on?
[12:38:24 AM] Sunil Pai says: surely they're more important right now...
[12:39:00 AM] goga555 says: i want you?
[12:39:20 AM] Sunil Pai says: why would you say that, goga?
[12:39:49 AM] goga555 says: becouse indian one is nice
[12:40:04 AM] goga555 says: send me please
[12:40:24 AM] goga555 says: picture of your penis?
[12:40:26 AM] Sunil Pai says: er, how the heck can I send you my penis?
[12:40:30 AM] Sunil Pai says: oh a picture
[12:40:31 AM] Sunil Pai says: hmm
[12:40:42 AM] Sunil Pai says: I've never really taken pictures of it
[12:40:57 AM] goga555 says: why?
[12:41:09 AM] Sunil Pai says: I mean, if I want to remind myself of it , all I have to do is loosen my pants and look
[12:41:55 AM] goga555 says: is it long and large or short and thin?
[12:42:37 AM] Sunil Pai says: average-ish, I guess...
[12:42:58 AM] goga555 says: :*
[12:43:13 AM] goga555 says: what size is it?
[12:43:24 AM] Sunil Pai says: um, regular.
[12:43:44 AM] goga555 says: what?
[12:43:53 AM] goga555 says: how many cm?
[12:44:36 AM] goga555 says: i see your penis do not work
[12:44:40 AM] Sunil Pai says: wow, my underpants don't come with a ruler I"m afraid. let's just say it helps me aim when I pee.
[12:48:05 AM] Sunil Pai says: lol that shut you up good, didn't it.
[12:48:23 AM] Sunil Pai says: ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO ME!
[12:48:56 AM] goga555 says: do you speak english?
[12:48:57 AM] Sunil Pai says: RESISTANCE IS FUTILE!
[12:49:00 AM] Sunil Pai says: er, yes I do.
[12:49:29 AM] Sunil Pai says: pretty good actually
[12:49:40 AM] Sunil Pai says: I should tell you about how I want to write
[12:49:52 AM] Sunil Pai says: about a quick brown fox
[12:49:56 AM] Sunil Pai says: all very interesting
[12:49:56 AM] goga555 says: your penis do not wark?
[12:50:24 AM] Sunil Pai says: er, it WARKS just fine. points north, in fact.
[12:50:50 AM] goga555 says: then show me?
[12:51:11 AM] Sunil Pai says: arre, I just told you, no photos.
[12:51:23 AM] Sunil Pai says: wait, lemme take a quick schematic picture...
[12:51:26 AM] Sunil Pai says: gimme a min
[12:52:17 AM] goga555 says: i do not know such english
[12:52:44 AM] Sunil Pai says: gimme one minute, goga. patience is awesome, I'm told.
[12:53:04 AM] goga555 says: ok
[12:53:21 AM] goga555 says: send i am waiting
[12:58:13 AM] Sunil Pai sent file "hooha.jpg" to members of this chat
[12:59:30 AM] Sunil Pai says: yes, you understand?
[12:59:41 AM] Sunil Pai says: I can't wear shorts in public.
[12:59:46 AM] goga555 says: i see you are not a man
[12:59:59 AM] Sunil Pai says: sigh
[1:00:18 AM] goga555 says: take a real picture and send if you are a man
[1:01:10 AM] goga555 says: you have not penis
[1:01:16 AM] goga555 says: :P
[1:01:27 AM] Sunil Pai says: else you'll send tanks to my country and try to bomb me? OH WAIT, THAT'S YOU!
[at this point, I think the net connection is blown to bits or something]
August 07, 2008
If everyone's a liar,
then a whole lot of pants are on fire?
August 03, 2008
First Met album produced by Rick Rubin. It's going to be awesome.
PS- And this is going to make you super jealous, I'm going to be in North California at the time, and I believe Metallica always launches their new albums with a tour starting at... wait for it.. SAN FRANCISCO.
:) :) :) Gonna try to make it, that's for sure.
EDIT - Ganja writes in comments - "Metallica will be in London and Berlin the week the album gets released. But I'm pretty sure they will play a few gigs in the bay area not long after"
July 16, 2008
June 30, 2008
June 23, 2008
I haven't written on a laptop so long, at first it feels like I can't remember the spelling of some words. And I keep hitting the keys wrong.
But slowly, the old movements come back, almost natural, like I was born with the knowledge of typing.
I mean, coding isn't even proper typing. It's more peering at the screen and writing the same things again and again. Bothersome.
How are you? I'd love to sit with you someday over coffee and generally, y'know, talk.
I'd rather you wrote back to me though. I like what you write.
It rained last evening at about 11-ish. Rained for about an hour. We somewhat got caught in it on the way to Firangi Pani, where everyone sang the same old songs, did the same old things, and generally drank silly.
But like a genius, I stood back, didn't drink, put on the ipod, and started playing one song again and again. And this one song, playing loudly and not being able to hear anyone around you, suddenly separates you from the rest of the room. It's incredible, that feeling. It's almost like you're invisible. It then hits you how loud music and dim lighting affect people.
Firstly, nobody's noticing you walking around. They're all either talking in close quarters with someone, or staring at their glasses. And it's so dark, I probably seem blurry to them unless they're anyway looking in my direction. But nobody cares.
Also, the music in my ears meant it seemed like silence, like white noise. Because they obviously can't hear what I'm hearing, we're both inside silence.
I took the earphones off and the feeling of moulding back with the real world flooded me. The way the people were bobbing their head explained itself. Everyone seems to catch the beat and rock their body to it. Fascinating.
I lied, by the way.I did have something to drink. R_ offered me half a beer at the sports bar, but it's true I didn't pay for it.
Anyway. Nobody noticed when I disappeared for a full 10 minutes.
I went back out into the rain.
It was incredible.
April 26, 2008
Mostly because it makes me feel so elitist.
Have you discovered last.fm yet> It's awesome. Go, now.
April 10, 2008
akshata: eureka eureka